February 2012
operator: 999, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
I'm only attracted to Asians.
tdeeszy:
There’s a very small chance for me to be attracted to you if you’re not Asian, besides being a celebrity. I only tend to go for Asians, so if you’re not Asian and I like you, you must be the finest thing on earth.
Chinese proverb
tdeeszy:
With money you can buy a house, but not a home. With money you can buy a clock, but not time. With money you can buy a bed, but not sleep. With money you can buy a book, but not knowledge. With money you can buy a doctor, but not good health. With money you can buy a position, but not respect. With money you can buy blood, but not life. With money you can buy sex, but not love.
Too late to come back. Cause I'm over you. I...
Group Photos. →
epic-humor:
There’s always someone doing the…
The Peace sign:
The shy ass bitch:
The duck face:
The emo mother fucker:
The one who trys to act hard:
The one who does the heart:
The pussy licking:
Then the herp derp:
This blog is so funny I’m gonna die
When you have a friend who is 924781x prettier...
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and every guy is in love with her, you just sit there like;
Then she calls her self ugly;
IF YOU’RE UGLY. WTF AM I?
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epic-humor:
Friend: How do I find you on tumblr? Me: You don’t.
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When I'm trying on a new outfit
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and feeling fresher than a mothafucka:
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oh crap! I forgot to do my hw and it’s sunday ugh.. fml :(
Ugh tomorrow's Monday again -___-
A research study done in Scotland has proven that...
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You do exist in my life.
itscompletelytran:
I’m just tired of trying to fight for a spot in yours.
Everybody has gorgeous colored eyes
itotallyrelate:
And I’m here with my big ass brown eyes
my eyes aren’t even big :(
myunknownmind:
Words are like poison. The side effect won’t happen instantly but through time, it will slowly sink into you. You’ll suffer, you’ll suffer from the poison if you don’t find yourself an antidote. Likewise, if you don’t do anything when peoples words are hurting you, their words will slowly sink into you. Sooner or later, it will destroy you.
: As time grew, I began to walk my own pathway. I... →
unknown-one:
As time grew, I began to walk my own pathway. I have become an isolated soul that is only drifting from the world outside of its’ head. Drawing an invisible barrier line between myself and others, I slowly emerge to a stop. No matter who I was dealing with, I was still able to set a distance…
when your favorite song is playing and someone...
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unknown-one:
But I know very well, gentleman don’t kiss and tell.
